Tuesday, June 29, 2010

If we continue to debate our beliefs in unfriendly ways,
I think we become a nation that IS divisible.

Monday, June 28, 2010

It's amazing how someone's convictions seem so firm
until the issue actually occurs in one's own life.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

I keep hearing, "I think-" "I think-" "I think-"
Is anyone seeking advice from counsel anymore?

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Why gas boycotts don't work:
On a road trip I was stuck between a BP and an Exxon.

Friday, June 25, 2010

I'm thankful that I've rarely come out of a movie saying,
"Well, that's two hours I'll never get back."
I wonder if anyone plays Chinese Checkers
in China.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Sometimes, when history repeats itself,
it doesn't use the quotation marks.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

There are definitely good people out there.
You find them randomly if you keep your eyes open.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Well, there's a 3D movie with CGI blue beings in a strange land...
Not Avatar II - the Smurfs. I'm camping out now.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Happy?
Father's Day.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Wii Fit is good, but I need more detailed statistics -
How many calories do I burn while I'm on Facebook?
Internet Stalker Epic Fail: He reversed the digits in his age
which made him 54.
Example of overtired: A server at a fast food placed asked if I needed sauces
and I had no idea.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

New acronyms for the same initials:
Botched Prevention/Big Problem/Bogus Policies/Bad Press...
Firemen:
People we pay hoping they don't do their job.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

I realize while reading and laughing out loud
The only person who gets the joke besides me wrote it.
If you're walking around looking like you lost your best friend,
ask yourself how good a friend they were in the first place.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Some people spend their lives giving to others,
and at the end the takers are all gone.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

The more things change
the more they resemble Sex and the City.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

I'm not a liar, but I have been
path illogical.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

People NOT to publicly insult: World religion leaders with armies...
and Lindsay Lohan.

Monday, June 7, 2010

The Bond villains were seriously disturbed men who often had pets...
I don't want to see the connection there, but I do.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

I actually feel a lot closer to God
now that He has a Facebook page.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

I can hear your side of a cell phone conversation.
And I usually don't want to.

Friday, June 4, 2010

I have so far to go...
and too much fear.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Insects have it down; weigh less than an ounce,
make 200 pound people scream.
If life had an instant replay feature,
would I reverse any of MY bad calls?

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

GLee finale is next week.
Gonna be a long, hot summer.
I don't have to be your safety net
if you've woven a network beyond me.