Farewell, Bea Arthur. Say hi to Lucy for us.

Saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on stage last night.
It was a pretty Chitty production (no, that's good).

taxonomically speaking...

If there were actual mermaids on Earth,
they probably wouldn't have breasts.

OK, No Offense...

Wasn't it a waste of time to analyze whether the President's
choice of dog was a broken promise?