Memo - self: Do not use the following names in front of wife for at least 30 days: Zoe. Saldana. Uhura.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Memo to Spock: If Uhura continues to push up on you like that, to wait 7 years for the next Pon Farr would be highly illogical.
If there are 29 proven dimensions of compatibility, how many UNproven dimensions are there?
Friday, July 10, 2009
I can't watch Tyra's show anymore. Today she used the phrase "leave your mama's breast" a dozen times, and I found myself thinking about breasts way too much after that.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Thinking how appropriate that the last muzak I heard at the dentist's office was "Things could only get better..."
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Maybe all the people who said, "Rest in Peace" can finally allow him to do so.
Monday, July 6, 2009
I'm watching Monster-in-Law thinking, "Barbarella"..then I'm thinking J-Lo AS Barbarella! Then my wife hits me. She always knows, man.
