My town just devoted the entire day of news broadcasting to...
(drumroll) 14 flakes of snow!

My pastor once said "What you tolerate will continue."
I am now a member of a different congregation (jk).

OK, first, "The Biggest Loser", then how to make Deep Fried Oreos.
Guess which one I'll remember the most tomorrow?

If you didn't get a clock, rose, or were otherwise voted off,
You DO NOT deserve a reality show of your own.

Just figured out the pitch-men's credo:
"When you buy it, I'll stop shouting about it!"

Supposedly the Marines say "pain is weakness leaving the body".
Wonder what they say depression is?

Remembered that I was inspired to post every day...2 weeks ago.
This is my first post since then...bad omen.