A person who doesn't feel appreciated for what he does
Will not be motivated to do more.

Creative block is not discouraged
when you get more responses to a quote than to an original thought.

I learned how to make the heart symbol appear on a social network today.
Why that's so exciting is beyond me, but a lot of poeple ♥ doing it.

My town just devoted the entire day of news broadcasting to...
(drumroll) 14 flakes of snow!

My pastor once said "What you tolerate will continue."
I am now a member of a different congregation (jk).

OK, first, "The Biggest Loser", then how to make Deep Fried Oreos.
Guess which one I'll remember the most tomorrow?

If you didn't get a clock, rose, or were otherwise voted off,
You DO NOT deserve a reality show of your own.