Finally, the broadcast can turn its attention back to golf...
Wait a minute. Golf bores me. Can we talk about infidelity again?

I wish my dog
could wash cars.

What's Pat Robertson going to say
about the quake in CA?

Peer pressure doesn't work if
you don't think of people as your peers.

Idon'tPad.
Sorry.

April.
Fool.

Why isn't anyone mentioning politician's salaries
as a budget issue?