As the 12 year old girl told me she was getting her lip pierced,
I had to keep telling myself, "It's not my house..."

It does not make sense to protest the soldier.
He didn't order himself to go.

Senators spend so much time running for office,
When do they run the country?

If someone doesn't stand up to the bullies,
eventually we all get knocked down.

I was watching Star Trek (2010) again, and I realized...
The whole movie was Spock's fault. I blame Spock.

Live action superhero stories remind me...
A lot of superhero ideas are pretty dorky.

As I was telling a nerdy joke to someone who didn't get it,
It became obvious why I joined a social network for nerds.