Thursday, October 14, 2010

As I draw closer to my 365 blog goal,
I find even I don't want to read a 2-line blog much.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Why do we spend time trying to figure out failed celebrity romances?
I still don't know why the girl I wanted to marry in preschool shut me down.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

I sat in a meeting today for a student.
The student finished long before the rest of us did.
I heard about a student who skipped school, got high and wound up in a car wreck.
Unfortunately, it was NOT an afterschool special, but real life.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

I have decided on my Native American name:
Drives With Annoyances.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Yeah, you can have your Rosario Dawsons and Freida Pintos...
I'm officially in love with Jane Lynch. Unrequited, of course.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Bolt - Homeward Bound,
but with way more CGI.