The universe expands endlessly in all directions...
that means I AM the center of it. Thank you.

Read an e-mail about a baby shower for expectorant mothers...
but that's not how it was written.

I want to see "Obsessed","The Soloist", "Wolverine", and "Star Trek"
not necessarily in that order.

Farewell, Bea Arthur. Say hi to Lucy for us.

Saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on stage last night.
It was a pretty Chitty production (no, that's good).

taxonomically speaking...

If there were actual mermaids on Earth,
they probably wouldn't have breasts.

OK, No Offense...

Wasn't it a waste of time to analyze whether the President's
choice of dog was a broken promise?