Sometimes I try to exceed the dimensions of my programming.
It usually ends up in a fatal crash.

I was trying to buy a Boss' Day card, but couldn't find one that said what I really thought.
Guess the card companies won't publish stuff that'll get someone fired.

If it stars certain members of the Jackson family,
won't it be a SUR-reality show?

The reason Stan should NEVER have sold out.

TOTAL Star Wars geek question:
Are there any Jawas that are also Jedi? Sandpeople? Gungans?

Listening to the retrospective, I realized
Peter Noel and Mary just wouldn't have been as poetic.

Request to God: I know this is a little far-fetched, but can you speed up the writers in my head
so I can be wittier in conversations?