OK, Johnny Depp made the People cover again.
Not surprised. I'm straight, and even I think he's sexy.

I watch way too much television and play way too many video games. I am now a kid again.
Does that mean I'll live to be about 90?

I realize I've been away for a while so I create a new post.
I then realize that no one is reading this. Hmmm...

Sometimes I try to exceed the dimensions of my programming.
It usually ends up in a fatal crash.

I was trying to buy a Boss' Day card, but couldn't find one that said what I really thought.
Guess the card companies won't publish stuff that'll get someone fired.

If it stars certain members of the Jackson family,
won't it be a SUR-reality show?

The reason Stan should NEVER have sold out.