Wednesday, March 31, 2010

So to honor the sabbath you can't travel between domains.
Does that mean people can't use the internet on Saturdays?

Monday, March 29, 2010

The Republicans reportedly spent $1946 at a topless club.
I am no longer an undecided voter.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

If you're going to rob a bank, and call ahead to say you're coming,
you will get arrested. Just putting that out there for you.
Being busy is no excuse.
I found time to level up my vampire, didn't I?

Friday, March 26, 2010

A guy blew $10k on failed attempts to bump off his wife.
He probably should have tried to buy her off instead.
Next time I'm up there,
I will definitely visit the Museum of Modern @.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

I remember when it wasn't a good idea
to be called a Diva nor a Hustler.