Friday, October 30, 2009

Sometimes I try to exceed the dimensions of my programming.
It usually ends up in a fatal crash.

Friday, October 16, 2009

I was trying to buy a Boss' Day card, but couldn't find one that said what I really thought.
Guess the card companies won't publish stuff that'll get someone fired.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

If it stars certain members of the Jackson family,
won't it be a SUR-reality show?