Thursday, December 30, 2010


A 2 line blog post about nothing #364.
Most. Ironic. Tribute. To. Nia (Purpose). Ever.


On the day of cooperative economics, I met my wife to be.
Been broke ever since. (Just kidding, pookie!)

Tuesday, December 28, 2010


Since everybody has a job to do,
can mine be to stay out of the way?


I was determined to blog every single day.
That's why yesterday's post has today's date.

Sunday, December 26, 2010


We may be all together in this,
But are we all in this together?

Saturday, December 25, 2010

A truly white Christmas, but also a safe one.
Who could ask for more than that?

Friday, December 24, 2010

This season, I'm looking forward to a wintry mix.
With raisins, dates and walnuts.
We open gifts on Christmas Eve Eve. Two days later, we eat dinner.
Take that, Fastivus!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Don't ask, doesn't matter.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

It's not that I didn't grow up.
I just didn't like doing so.
Ah, the minutiae of my life
Equals the big moments.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Listening to a report about a girl who cannot distrust.
I believe I have the opposite condition. What's that called?
I'm not sure if it's truly Epic,
but it is Mickey.

Friday, December 17, 2010

I don't want my kid to eat the food that comes with the toy...
Can the government please intervene?

Thursday, December 16, 2010

From what I've seen, there's a good reason the phrase is:
"Depression SINKS in."

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Snow Day!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Many times have I let my inner geek show.
I'm not sure everyone likes the look of him...

Monday, December 13, 2010

I was thinking everything she said was full of innuendo,
but later I wondered if I just wanted that to be true.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Saw an article entitled "Even Pretty Girls Get Rejected"
Made me wonder. Do the rejected ever get pretty girls?

Saturday, December 11, 2010

I used to say I picked my movies well.
Netflix nas changed all that.

Friday, December 10, 2010

In the most recent trip, "Back up the stairs"
and "Up the back stairs" were the same.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

"The current tax rate will encourage the creation of jobs."
Just like it has for the last decade it's been in effect, right?
Best quote I've heard yet:
"Race is not the issue. The issues are the issue."

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

If the wars go on much longer, I think the armed forces
will be glad for every volunteer, straight, gay, or otherwise.

Monday, December 6, 2010

If Facebook and Twitter merged
would we call it Twacebook or Fitter?

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Spent today asleep.
Now tonight? Awake.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

I want to make gifts this year. Have a great idea, but little time.
So why am I blogging?

Friday, December 3, 2010

I really need a secret lair.
Well, a lair at least. Doesn't have to be secret.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

I hate knowing but having to pretend I don't know.
Iit only happens when the person I know isn't meant to know how I know.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

As I move into the last 31 days of daily blogging,
I realize how very few ideas I have left.