Sunday, May 30, 2010

After all these years of growth and learning,
I think I'm still a Beta version.
There's a guy on tv teaching me how to paint.
Walls. Yeah, like I'm gonna do that.
Things change. I didn't.
Maybe I should.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

I'll bet ARIZONA has a strategy
for keeping the oil out.
Just found out I'm the same age as Wendy Williams.
Life just ain't fair.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

My social network reminded me my wife's birthday is coming.
I already knew...honest.
Schol ended for students Friday. It ended for teachers today.
Naturally, I still have to go in tomorrow, cause I ddn't finish.
A+ resume item:
Back-up musician on American Idol.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

If you do more during the week,
can you cram less into the weekend?
The latest truth: I can't complain about the next generation.
MY generation raised it.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

WTF product o-the-day:
Doggie snacks-now with riddles!
I'm sure this phrase will become more common:
"He walked around looking like he'd lost his best (cyber) friend."

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Somebody said this would be the longest week ever.
I disagreed, but wouldn't reveal why. Not there, nor here.
Not politics, but spelling truth:
pain + l = Palin.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

I had a dream that my brother was marrying my wife.
Iwas the best man...and everyone was ok with this. (!)
Remembering the Carter administration to help my son with a project.
It was better than I thought it was back then.
I got a sermon from somebody the other day...
I think the message was intended FOR the messenger.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

I spent my birthday like so many people do...
Surviving the knowledge that not everything goes according to plan.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Sex in the City 2 or
Golden Cheetah Girls
I wish I had a cool name like Frank Frazetta.
Of course, being able to paint like him wouldn't be bad either.
Seemingly in tribute to the late Ms. Horne,
in my town the weather was...well...stormy.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Saw a bunch of bikers in front of a Starbucks.
Bikers...Starbucks....probably dentists and lawyers.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

I never say Happy Mother's Day to non-mothers.
But I can't tell by looking, so I won't tell anyone.
The DUI school parking lot is full today.
I'm not sure...encouraging or disturbing?
Jobless Guy: Say pal, got any spare
change I can believe in?

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Go natural.
I'll enhance you with my eyes.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

If you don't really listen to me,
how can you possibly tell me what I said?

Monday, May 3, 2010

I'm a certified back seat driver with
20/20 hindsight.
To commit or be committed
that is the question...
What am I doing for the summer?
Well, I've got my "Will work for food" sign ready...