Tuesday, November 30, 2010

I'm not HOPING Spider-Man on Broadway will flop.
I'm just expecting it to do so.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Our forks keep disappearing.
I think I'll check wiki-leaks.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Movies that were edgy and groundbreaking in their decade?
Really stink now.
OK, I kind of feel the spirit this year.
Or maybe it's the pain medication.

Friday, November 26, 2010

4. mm. kidney. stone.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Yesterday. I didn't blog.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

I spent last night hugging the toilet.
It might have been fun if I had done the drinking first.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The drugs have not kicked in.
I hope they do soon.

Monday, November 22, 2010

I have been on the planet 4.5 decades and never had an enhanced pat down...
sounds like fun in the right context.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

I love how in musicals everyone knows the song right away.
It always takes me longer to learn them.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

She asked me not to fall into a holiday depression this year.
What, did they cancel the holidays?

Friday, November 19, 2010

My email signature says "embrace change".
It should say, "Dump change before it dumps you."

Thursday, November 18, 2010

The last time I tried to open up a can of whup-@$$,
It was pointed at me by mistake. Results were not good.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

A minister told his congregation that FB temptations are too great.
I think his 'friended' ex-grilfriends might disagree...

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

child is 12, mom is 24, granny is 36
Teacher taught them all. Scary.

Monday, November 15, 2010

I have decided that when it comes time for my funeral,
I'd rather not be in attendance.
Believers use the Bible to prove a point.
Ironically, so do non-believers.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Children's misbehavior stems from the fact that
they aren't as wise as us yet. Neither were we.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

I am completely self-aware,
but not completely self-accepting.
Even when a person's choices explain how they got there,
It still hurts to see them get to some of the places they go.
Please don't scratch the paint job of my emotional veneer.
It barely looks good on the surface.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

The more mandatory meetings I attend,
the less I talk when teaching.

Monday, November 8, 2010

I think I need to find a new attitude.
I'll start by looking under the sofa cushions.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Gaining an hour just means
this morning's insomnia started even earlier.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Two people who met online spend their time together still using devices.
Why is either of them surprised by this?
Two blogs diverged on the web and I - I read the one less traveled by.
And that has made all the difference. (apologies to Robert Frost)

Thursday, November 4, 2010

This is my mother's birthday.
Celebrate with me a great lady.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Don't tell anyone, but when I wish people Happy Birthday on Facebook,
I cut and paste.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

It's the second best thing you can do with your finger.

Monday, November 1, 2010

I wonder if more Americans would celebrate the Day of the Dead
if its name was a little less somber...
If all you do is sit, listen for 8 hours and don't buy anything,
why is it called a workshop?