Sunday, February 28, 2010

Someone think these new media are preventing conversation.
Just because this blog has no readers doesn't make that true.
I want to help so many people, but have no idea how.
Maybe I should get an assistant.

Friday, February 26, 2010

It's obvious that government is more interested in reelection
Than in actual governance.
It's scary when someone makes a statement
That sounds like they're trying to be profound.
A friend of mine has been married 33 years.
I think that's fantastic.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Why would I WANT to talk and surf the web at the same time?
I'm already accused of not paying attention during conversations.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Stray thought # eleventy billion and one:
Why do the really cool movie villains have to die?

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Duh Report - Fast food places report losses/no growth at breakfast -
Cause? Fewer people stopping on the way to their non-existent jobs.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Why isn't 'station'
the noun form of 'state'?
Fell asleep last night while trying to watch "American Beauty"
That's why I didn't blog. Not that anyone asked...

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Traffic was delayed by an escaped zebra today.
I think he was trying to defect from Ringling to Big Apple.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

I've been reading someone's journal.
But it's ok. She blogged the whole thing.
I'll probably get in trouble for this,
but I'm giving up sacrifice for Lent.
Not that I'm condoning it, but in the current climate,
I understand why there are some testing "irregularities".

Sunday, February 14, 2010

I will not be posting today, I'm on a date.
Oh, wait, I'm posting this aren't -

Saturday, February 13, 2010

OK, I'm sick of TV commercial guys making me look bad.
Apparently, the economy didn't affect them for Valentines day.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Don't get me wrong - I'm sensitive to women's issues,
But as a guy, watching Tyra AND Rosario Dawson...issues forgotten.
The revolution
will not be blogged.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

When the other person is convinced they're right,
let them be. Saves time.

Monday, February 8, 2010

I know it's corny, but "I hope you dance"
still inspires me.
I might be the oonly person in the US who didn't watch the Superbowl.
I was definitely the only one in this house.
If I call someone a hypocrite behind their back,
is that two-faced?

Saturday, February 6, 2010

I'm probably more Romulan than Vulcan -
All the intelligence, none of the repression.

Friday, February 5, 2010

My prediction for Sunday?
In a surprise upset, the Tea Party makes the final goal.
"I'm a very good man - I'm just a very bad wizard."
Scratch that one OFF my potential epitaph list...
It's a simple formula: Either pay for schools or pay for jails.
The kids are going to go somewhere eventually.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

They always told me I had potential. I still do.
I'm saving it in case I need it in retirement.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Now in the Olympic spirit of pushing to the limits of human ability-
Rachel Ray presents 20 Minute Meals.