Saturday, October 30, 2010

Cult classics are not as good
once you leave the cult.
They say one indicator of depression is watching too much TV.
I'd slug the guy who said that, but I'm scared I'd break my remote.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Step to the back of the line.
I'm camping out for the self deprecation trophy.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

I pledge to remain drug free...
at least until the end of Red Ribbon Week.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Genus Homo
is so gay...

Monday, October 25, 2010

The difference between "I love you" and "I'm in love with you"
is the difference between...then and now.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

I don't worry about people finding out I'm clueless.
They already know.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Never ask a man to answer a question
For which the meaning of the answer is interpreted by women.

Friday, October 22, 2010


Thursday, October 21, 2010

Why all the furor over the GLee cast GQ pictures?
Anyone looking to GLee to find their moral compass is more lost than we thought.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Two different shows in a row expound on the importance of spending time with family.
I watch them, isolated, on the laptop, under headphones. Hmmm...

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Crystal Cathedral is in bankruptcy.
Bet they didn't think THAT was possible.

Monday, October 18, 2010

This has not been a productive week.
Yes, I know it's Monday.
I spent all day driving,
and never left town.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Men are obsessed with breasts anyway, might as well do something positive:
Be more vocal about the fight against cancer.

Friday, October 15, 2010

I had a dream that God and the devil were fighting over my soul...
Each one kept saying, "You take him!" "No, YOU take him!"

Thursday, October 14, 2010

As I draw closer to my 365 blog goal,
I find even I don't want to read a 2-line blog much.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Why do we spend time trying to figure out failed celebrity romances?
I still don't know why the girl I wanted to marry in preschool shut me down.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

I sat in a meeting today for a student.
The student finished long before the rest of us did.
I heard about a student who skipped school, got high and wound up in a car wreck.
Unfortunately, it was NOT an afterschool special, but real life.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

I have decided on my Native American name:
Drives With Annoyances.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Yeah, you can have your Rosario Dawsons and Freida Pintos...
I'm officially in love with Jane Lynch. Unrequited, of course.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Bolt - Homeward Bound,
but with way more CGI.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

As the 12 year old girl told me she was getting her lip pierced,
I had to keep telling myself, "It's not my house..."

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

It does not make sense to protest the soldier.
He didn't order himself to go.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Senators spend so much time running for office,
When do they run the country?
If someone doesn't stand up to the bullies,
eventually we all get knocked down.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

I was watching Star Trek (2010) again, and I realized...
The whole movie was Spock's fault. I blame Spock.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Live action superhero stories remind me...
A lot of superhero ideas are pretty dorky.
As I was telling a nerdy joke to someone who didn't get it,
It became obvious why I joined a social network for nerds.