Sunday, January 31, 2010

20 years ago,
Apartments had a different meaning for me.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Talk therapy doesn't work for me.
I only give two lines at a time.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Am I the only one who sees the irony in the
killer of the baby killer getting a life sentence?
A TV character talked about how online affairs ARE affairs.
So I'm going to stop dating my blog.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

People shouldn't go to college because they decided to go broke.
Strike that, reverse it.
I know it's old-fashioned, but I think at age 13,
it should be neither homo nor hetero, just NON-sexual.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Professional Artist
Is not an oxymoron.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

What's it going to take? God is on Facebook,
And I STILL don't talk to Him every day.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

What happens if Leno's ratings stay low at 11:30?

Friday, January 22, 2010

We're going on an anti-bullying campaign at my school.
It's bringing up a crapload of memories I don't want to have.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Is there really that much inter-office dating?
And where were these women when I worked corporate?
The ♥ has become ubiquitous.
Can we trust a ♥ too freely given?

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

If it's 1 am and I haven't gone to bed,
it's still yesterday.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Google has a King Day Banner.
I couldn't help but notice it's in black and white.
As I stood in the gym watching everyone else exercise,
I wondered why I'd never be like them.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Just a thought for the reporters in Haiti...
put the mikes down for a while and help out.

Friday, January 15, 2010

I found my unauthorized biography in a store today -
"Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger". Actual book.
In Haiti, the people are singing in the streets to encourage themselves.
I think I won't complain today.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

The wee hours of the morning
are starting to look much bigger.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

To help calm my mind,
May I have some low-def, please?

Monday, January 11, 2010

Today was a calm, peaceful, quiet day.
That's it.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

A person who doesn't feel appreciated for what he does
Will not be motivated to do more.
Creative block is not discouraged
when you get more responses to a quote than to an original thought.

Friday, January 8, 2010

I learned how to make the heart symbol appear on a social network today.
Why that's so exciting is beyond me, but a lot of poeple ♥ doing it.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

My town just devoted the entire day of news broadcasting to...
(drumroll) 14 flakes of snow!
My pastor once said "What you tolerate will continue."
I am now a member of a different congregation (jk).

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

OK, first, "The Biggest Loser", then how to make Deep Fried Oreos.
Guess which one I'll remember the most tomorrow?

Monday, January 4, 2010

If you didn't get a clock, rose, or were otherwise voted off,
You DO NOT deserve a reality show of your own.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Just figured out the pitch-men's credo:
"When you buy it, I'll stop shouting about it!"

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Supposedly the Marines say "pain is weakness leaving the body".
Wonder what they say depression is?

Friday, January 1, 2010

Remembered that I was inspired to post every day...2 weeks ago.
This is my first post since then...bad omen.