Wednesday, March 31, 2010

So to honor the sabbath you can't travel between domains.
Does that mean people can't use the internet on Saturdays?

Monday, March 29, 2010

The Republicans reportedly spent $1946 at a topless club.
I am no longer an undecided voter.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

If you're going to rob a bank, and call ahead to say you're coming,
you will get arrested. Just putting that out there for you.
Being busy is no excuse.
I found time to level up my vampire, didn't I?

Friday, March 26, 2010

A guy blew $10k on failed attempts to bump off his wife.
He probably should have tried to buy her off instead.
Next time I'm up there,
I will definitely visit the Museum of Modern @.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

I remember when it wasn't a good idea
to be called a Diva nor a Hustler.
Isn't making a movie 3D after its in the can
kind of like colorizing a film shot in B&W?

Monday, March 22, 2010

I hope that bill's not actually the piece of crap the Reps say it is.
(Nor the piece of crap they tried to turn it into.)

Sunday, March 21, 2010

It's amazing how easy it is to make "friends" online.
And sometimes, I think I know them better than the real ones.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

(parenthood, stage teen): Once, I was all-important.
Now I'm just all-annoying.

Friday, March 19, 2010

If you substitute onion rings,
Is it really still fish and chips?

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Posting this only because it's new to me as of tonight -
"Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear."

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

It seems the people who can't fix American Education
All had one.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

I watched a cross-fire today.
Thankfully not from the center line.
I still think an actual virus is worse than a computer virus.
At least until Norton can protect me, too.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

I've been online a lot...I never stumbled upon a
terrorist chat room. Not that I want to. Porn is plenty.
On a Sunday morning talk show, they spent more time on
WHEN the President said something than on WHAT he said.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Struggle: Not only do I have to keep these short AND comprehensible,
now I'm looking at the length of the lines too. I prefer longer bottoms.
OK, Hollywood, stop playing games.
Have the theatrical and DVD releases on the same day.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Here's the best PSA ever (for PETA):
"Whips and chains belong in the bedroom, not the circus."
I'm not calling the comments about Obama racist...
The village idiots didn't take all the Bush criticism personally.

Monday, March 8, 2010

My desires are not for public discussion.
I'm scared to even talk about them to myself.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

OK, my family called me nuts when I said Avatar wasn't the best.
Maybe they'll leave me alone now.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Just got through watching 'Rent' again. I AM Marc.
That explains why I'm not with Rosario Dawson.

Friday, March 5, 2010

I have never been so glad to see a week end.
Let it begin.
Generally speaking, the people who say they're "straight up real"

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Sure, it's iconic, but I want to see Wonder Woman out of her bikini.
Wait, that didn't come out like I meant it to...
Okay, so the days are 0.00126 microseconds shorter now.
When do we add a leap second to make up for that?

Monday, March 1, 2010

Today we talked about paying to add on qualifications...
So I can be ever better while trapped in my job.