Sunday, August 29, 2010

Today was my 18th anniversary.
A fun time was had by all.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

I'm curious.
Does Superman have macroeconomic vision?
Although I haven't been tracking my stats,
I think I'm leveling up in real life.
On the old G.I.Joe cartoon, they always said, "Knowing is half the battle."
Nobody ever told me what the other half is.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

The only thing more depressing than car shopping for me
Is seeing an abandoned car dealership.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

If you don't have time to read,
You definitely don't have time to read this.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Wondering tonight...
Does Superman have macroeconomic vision?

Sunday, August 22, 2010

I have to choose between 'The Smurfs 3D' and 'Yogi Bear 3D'.
'Cause I'm definitely not sitting through both.
Had lunch with one of my best friends yesterday.
Then we turned her into a marriage counselor.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Why am I consuming
a Filet of Ish sandwich?

Thursday, August 19, 2010

I have never been diagnosed with depression,
and as long as I avoid the doctor, I never will.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

I think I'm developing a case of
interest deficit disorder.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

How in the heck can I get a case of writer's block
on a blog that's only two lines long? Like this.

Monday, August 16, 2010

We had a meeting today that started at 8:30 am
and ended after the last chapter of the Book of Revelation.
I should buy the Castle and move into it.
It's a steal at $690,000.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Forget being PC - I think
casting Marlee Matlin as the deaf woman is typecasting.
Just wondering if the "Value Added" approach
actually adds any value?

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Faith unto good works.
What if both are in short supply?
Wanted to create a name for the new software. Why'd they reject
Information Transfer System For Uncorruptible Cooperative Data?

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Prequels, as a rule, are not so bad...
if they're actually MADE FIRST.
Art is in the eye of the beholder.
Maybe you shouldn't look at my work.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

I think,
therefore I ham.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

When a man says, "you made me what I am today,"
Do you REALLY want the credit?
If attitude really determines altitude
I'm definitely a low-flying plane.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

I think ground zero should be rebuilt as a "World Unity Center"
Find a way to turn a negative into a positive.
He was a really sweet guy,
but she was sucrose intolerant.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

I'm getting way too weepy while watching old tv shows.
I think I need to go to sleep a lot earlier.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Once again - why would anyone take a depression medication
that might INCREASE thoughts of suicide?
We now interrupt our coverage of Lindsay Lohan
With a brief nod to Chelsea Clinton's wedding.