Saturday, July 31, 2010

Best question I've ever been asked;
"How long does it take you to write these blogs?"

Friday, July 30, 2010

I'm reading so many blogs now I don't have time to write my own.
(these 2 lines are so demanding...)

Thursday, July 29, 2010

The only reason I recite "30days hath September" anymore
is to figure out how much longer before the paycheck comes.
I'm going to reread and see when I start repeating myself.
I'm going to reread and see when I start repeating myself.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Failed attempts while practicing abstinence
are way worse than those when practicing piano.
If you miss one day of a daily goal,
It is self defeating to start the count over at one.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Two months ago, I joined a procrastinators' group.
I just introduced myself to everyone today.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

I'm a man of faith, too, but I think
The Kingdom of Heaven should not be sold door to door.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Geek thought number eighty five gazillion:
Why doesn't the Flash ever get tired from all that running?

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Why do I blog?
It's one place where I know I'll finish my

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

To paraphrase Old Ben;
"Who is geekier - the geek or the geek who reads his blog?"
Since 'Beezus' is the older sister, does reversing the names mean
Selena Gomez gets second billing?

Monday, July 19, 2010

When does the five-o'clock shadow appear
on someone who stays up all night?
I'm not sure we have birthdays right in the US. All those gifts?
Should really go to our mothers on that day. They did the work.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

"Extraordinary Measures" was the white man's
"John Q".
Are the offices for tobacco companies
smoke-free environments?

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Worst medical disclaimer yet-"May cause darkening of the colored
part of the eye, which is most likely permanent."
Old comedies are good.
They remind me of my favorite me.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Why is throwing things off buildings
considered good TV?

Monday, July 12, 2010

If you become a fan of something on Facebook, then insult it,
do you think you're using your time wisely?
Tweets might be complete sentences,
but are they complete thoughts?

Saturday, July 10, 2010

How long before we get to see movies
in 4-G?
I know about lightning, but
can you be thunderstruck twice?

Thursday, July 8, 2010

I think I've finally decided.
I'm team Lugosi.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

I always wondered what would have happened if Mr. Phelps
decided NOT to accept the impossible mission...

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

I didn't pull all nighters when I was in college
Why do I do them now?

Monday, July 5, 2010

Signs you're gaming too much:
It feels totally natural to say, "I need to collect more poop."

Sunday, July 4, 2010

My aunt told me to learn to BBQ before I got married.
I don't even EAT BBQ that much, but she was right.
Somebody I know tried to put watermelon in a dehydrator.
The oxymoron should have been obvious.

Friday, July 2, 2010

It's time to get away from electronic media -
My last dream incorporated parts of a tv show AND a videogame.
I promise to stop judging movies before I see them.
I'll wait until the 1:20 mark to say it sucks.
Introducing Windows 7...
Now with stained glass.
If I have to remind myself to break a cycle,
Does that become part of the cycle?